Contest/Prizes
Pretty simple really- find me a job and get prizes.
Prizes vary depending on the type of job you get me. The better the job- the better the prizes.
Everyone is eligible including recruiters and employers (unless they have rules against it).
Good luck!
Part-time/Temporary/Freelance
- Autographed copy of any of my marketing books
- Photo with me posted on the website
- Lunch or dinner of your choice
- 2 hour marketing consultation for your business
Full-time Position
$50-60K
- Autographed copy of any of my marketing books
- Photo with me posted on the website
- I take you to the Lunch or dinner of your choice
- 2 hour marketing consultation for your business
$60-70K
All of the above items plus:
- One evening of baby sitting/pet sitting
- I set up Google Analytics on your website or blog
- I take you ice skating/rollerblading
- I deliver one dozen Krispy Kremes to your home or office
- I take you to a Rams football game
$70-80K
All of the above items plus:
- I wash your car
- A social media makeover (Twitter, Facebook, blogging, et al)
- I give you a personal skating, passing and shooting hockey clinic
- Picnic at Laumeier Sculpture park
- My daughter draws you a picture
$80-90K
All of the above items plus:
- I build you a custom blog
- I cut your grass
- I give you skating/rollerblading lessons at Forest Park
- I take you to a Cardinals baseball game
- $50 Amazon gift card
- I deliver Dewey’s Pizza to your home or work
$90-100K
All of the above items plus:
- I take you to Six Flags and buy you a season pass
- My wife cooks you dinner (she’s Italian and she cooks good)
- I teach your teenager/significant other to drive
- I take you to a Blues hockey game
- I take you on a $100 shopping spree and I show you how to bargain shop and get a lot for your $100
$100K and over
All of the above items plus:
- I dedicate my next book to you
- You’ll receive autographed copies of all my published marketing books
- I create a written marketing plan for your business
- I take you to the airport and pick you up when you return
- I buy you an iPhone
Dream Job
All of the above items plus:
I will take you and a guest to a Blues game with premium seats, dinner, concessions and drinks afterward on me.
